My Smart Phone By Bill Wobmly
I really like the idea that everybody I know thinks Bill Wobmly is smart. I have to tell you, it’s a recent
development.
I never really had a brain for details. Give me a fact or quote a statistic and I immediately accept is as trivia and toss it out. Sometimes it would be embarrassing. I guess 5 years ago Mike Wobmly was considered a dim bulb.
That all changed when I got my smart phone. Now I can talk about anything. If you need to know the final score of Superbowl XVI I can find the answer online through my phone in seconds. Wondering who to vote for in the next election? Ask away! No matter where I am I can find out the candidates
position on the hot topics.
I like the power that comes with people thinking that I am intelligent guy. All I have to do is pull my smart phone out of my pocket and I can be the authority no matter what kind of conversation I’m involved. And, even when a group of us get together just to have fun, I can always be relied on to come up with something funny. The apps help make me the life of the party.
I use my phone to figure out how much to tip a bad waitress as well as reminding me of those birthdays that have to be acknowledged so I don’t end up in the dog house. Nobody has to know that the smartest thing that I have really done lately is learn how to use my smart phone.






